fauxboy:

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xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

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vlmxi:

Exactly. Learn the difference mom

vlmxi:

Exactly. Learn the difference mom

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hplyrikz:

This will make you feel better
hplyrikz:

This will make you feel better

Confessions.

1. Everyone i have loved and cared for are slowly moving away from me. To the point where I will have no one to hang out with because I hate making new friends.

2. I can’t see myself being married to this guy I’ve been with for 4 years. I sort of just given up on trying to leave him because he will somehow find a way back. & this may sound ridiculously evil, but I’m waiting till the day he proposes, and I’ll say no. That’ll be the day he will finally get the picture.

3. I’m currently unemployed & I hate it. This whole finish college, finding a job and being an adult thing sucks ass. I suck at interviews and I have not done one good interview in my life. I really think I’m a failure in life.

4. I wish I had more girlfriends than I do guy friends. But then again, who the hell cares. But because we live in a sexist world, it’s NOT okay if I go to a party with 5 guys.

5. Which goes with how I hate how girls are easy targets to be called a degrading name like slut or whore while guys just get praised for every girl they been with.

6. I wanna move out of stockton and just start over. But then again, I hate making new friends and I’ll just be lonely all the time.

7. I honestly want to see a shrink. They will probably be the only ones who won’t backstab me and tell my secrets to the world.

8. I know that I’ve gained weight. And I hate it. And I do wanna workout and lose the fat, but I just don’t have the motivation to. I hate looking at myself in the mirror. I hate wearing jeans. I even hate shopping for clothes. I hate stepping on the scale and seeing the numbers go up. I hate the stretch marks I’ve developed. I hate everything about my body.

9. I have very low self-esteem. I’m very conscious of my body. I compare myself to every girl I’m jealous of.

10. I really just wish I lived on an island by myself and just lounge around and do nothing forever.

11. I don’t get the concept of working to make a living. Like who made it universal that full-time was a 40 hour work week? Why eight hours a day? It should be shorter so that we can enjoy life more.

12. I don’t believe In war. I’m 100 percent against it. Ever since we were young we were taught that violence was bad, yet our leaders of the country are going against that by doing the exact thing we were taught not to do which is to kill, hurt, hit, etc other people just to win and be dominant.

13. I am still waiting for my Prince Charming to swoop me off my feet. Maybe my expectations are too high, but it’s better than to have no expectations at all and marry a low life.

14. I hate being broke. I wish money just came easy. If people weren’t so selfish in the beginning of time, it would be so easy to get the things we want by trading what we had to others and not having to work a shitty job to pay for our things. Sounds confusing but it’s so simple.

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Most people give the homeless change or leftovers, Mark Bustos is cutting their hair

For the past few months, New York City hairstylist Mark Bustos — who normally spends his days working at an upscale salon — has been volunteering on his days off to offer haircuts to homeless people he sees on the street. With a simple phrase, “I want to do something nice for you today,” he has been helping people get a fresh, uplifting makeover.

For people who have been trapped in a cycle of poverty, unemployment and homelessness, the makeover can also serve a useful function: looking presentable for a job.

Inspiring thanks he received from one man | Follow micdotcom

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assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

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carlosbaila:

Marina Abramovic meets Ulay

“Marina Abramovic and Ulay started an intense love story in the 70s, performing art out of the van they lived in. When they felt the relationship had run its course, they decided to walk the Great Wall of China, each from one end, meeting for one last big hug in the middle and never seeing each other again. at her 2010 MoMa retrospective Marina performed ‘The Artist Is Present’ as part of the show, a minute of silence with each stranger who sat in front of her. Ulay arrived without her knowing it and this is what happened.”

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Ice Bucket Challenge Fail Compilation

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