Confessions.

1. Everyone i have loved and cared for are slowly moving away from me. To the point where I will have no one to hang out with because I hate making new friends.

2. I can’t see myself being married to this guy I’ve been with for 4 years. I sort of just given up on trying to leave him because he will somehow find a way back. & this may sound ridiculously evil, but I’m waiting till the day he proposes, and I’ll say no. That’ll be the day he will finally get the picture.

3. I’m currently unemployed & I hate it. This whole finish college, finding a job and being an adult thing sucks ass. I suck at interviews and I have not done one good interview in my life. I really think I’m a failure in life.

4. I wish I had more girlfriends than I do guy friends. But then again, who the hell cares. But because we live in a sexist world, it’s NOT okay if I go to a party with 5 guys.

5. Which goes with how I hate how girls are easy targets to be called a degrading name like slut or whore while guys just get praised for every girl they been with.

6. I wanna move out of stockton and just start over. But then again, I hate making new friends and I’ll just be lonely all the time.

7. I honestly want to see a shrink. They will probably be the only ones who won’t backstab me and tell my secrets to the world.

8. I know that I’ve gained weight. And I hate it. And I do wanna workout and lose the fat, but I just don’t have the motivation to. I hate looking at myself in the mirror. I hate wearing jeans. I even hate shopping for clothes. I hate stepping on the scale and seeing the numbers go up. I hate the stretch marks I’ve developed. I hate everything about my body.

9. I have very low self-esteem. I’m very conscious of my body. I compare myself to every girl I’m jealous of.

10. I really just wish I lived on an island by myself and just lounge around and do nothing forever.

11. I don’t get the concept of working to make a living. Like who made it universal that full-time was a 40 hour work week? Why eight hours a day? It should be shorter so that we can enjoy life more.

12. I don’t believe In war. I’m 100 percent against it. Ever since we were young we were taught that violence was bad, yet our leaders of the country are going against that by doing the exact thing we were taught not to do which is to kill, hurt, hit, etc other people just to win and be dominant.

13. I am still waiting for my Prince Charming to swoop me off my feet. Maybe my expectations are too high, but it’s better than to have no expectations at all and marry a low life.

14. I hate being broke. I wish money just came easy. If people weren’t so selfish in the beginning of time, it would be so easy to get the things we want by trading what we had to others and not having to work a shitty job to pay for our things. Sounds confusing but it’s so simple.

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Most people give the homeless change or leftovers, Mark Bustos is cutting their hair

For the past few months, New York City hairstylist Mark Bustos — who normally spends his days working at an upscale salon — has been volunteering on his days off to offer haircuts to homeless people he sees on the street. With a simple phrase, “I want to do something nice for you today,” he has been helping people get a fresh, uplifting makeover.

For people who have been trapped in a cycle of poverty, unemployment and homelessness, the makeover can also serve a useful function: looking presentable for a job.

Inspiring thanks he received from one man | Follow micdotcom

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assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

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Marina Abramovic meets Ulay

“Marina Abramovic and Ulay started an intense love story in the 70s, performing art out of the van they lived in. When they felt the relationship had run its course, they decided to walk the Great Wall of China, each from one end, meeting for one last big hug in the middle and never seeing each other again. at her 2010 MoMa retrospective Marina performed ‘The Artist Is Present’ as part of the show, a minute of silence with each stranger who sat in front of her. Ulay arrived without her knowing it and this is what happened.”

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Ice Bucket Challenge Fail Compilation

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Lmfao

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this is my favorite fr

shes so fine wtf

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“You’re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it."  - Robin Williams [July 29th 1951 - August 11th 2014]

You’re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it."
Robin Williams
[July 29th 1951 - August 11th 2014]

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Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel 

Speaking their lines vs the final product

Why is Vin Diesel looking down? Is he worried he’s gonna forget his line?

Vin Diesel asked the director his inspiration for every line he did and did multiple takes until he was satisfied. He also recorded the line over 1,000 times and also recorded his lines in Mandarin, Portuguese, French, and Spanish so they could use his real voice in those versions. He’s looking at his lines because Vin Diesel is a  dedicated  motherfucking professional

The better question: why the hell he wearing sunglasses in the studio?

So he can’t see the haters.

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This made tear up for real.

THIS IS POWERFUL

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R.I.P. Robin Williams, thank you for making us laugh throughout the years.

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Anecdotes by medical practitioners

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 

This literally astounds.

while I find the majority of these almost too stupid to be real, imagine what percentage of these would be resolved if we had comprehensive sex-ed in schools. WOW!

my jaw dropped down to hell I feel speachless

This is why I get so many sex questions when I do Dear DeLaGhettos!

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